I didn’t think there would ever be a time I found someone who beat Bobby Bonilla for the greatest contract in sports, but here we are.
Yes, we don’t know for sure that this is Riley’s contract, but I need to move forward under the assumption that his genius knows no bounds, and this is how it was all structured.
This might be enough for some people, but not Lincoln Riley my dear friends — not at all.
USC is buying his houses at a damn markup, because of course they are, and that means the Riley family doesn’t need to mess around trying to sell their property, which is a sucky experience.
Having 24/7 access to a private jet basically means every family vacation is stress-free, requires almost no organization, and can be arranged at the drop of a hat.
No matter, I’m sending my cousin to New York to buy a pie, and bring it home for dinner.