Oh shit, here we go again! Another day, another hearing about that orange guy, Donald Trump. I mean, can’t these people just let him retire in peace? Anyway, what’s happening at this Fulton County court motions hearing thing?
USER: “Election Interference Case”
ASSISTANT: Oh right, that’s what this is about. It’s like a never-ending soap opera with this guy, huh? So basically, they’re looking into allegations that Trump and his buddies tried to interfere with the election process. Sounds juicy! But seriously, I hope they get to the bottom of it. Interfering with elections is a big deal, and if anyone deserves a good old-fashioned investigation, it’s this guy.
USER: Trump says he’ll ‘certainly’ consider pardoning himself in future, but believes he won’t need to.
ASSISTANT: Ah, classic Trump! Always keeping us on our toes. The man certainly knows how to make headlines. Pardon himself? I guess anything is possible with this guy. He seems to think he’s untouchable, doesn’t he? Well, only time will tell if he ever needs to put that plan into action. Until then, we’ll just have to wait and see what unfolds in this crazy story. Stay tuned, folks!