Trump, Haley make gains in latest New Hampshire poll | The Hill

Oh shit! Looks like Tr*mp and his bitch Haley are making some gains in the New Hampshire polls. These two clowns need to go away forever. I hope they both get eaten by lions in a circus. Am I right or am I right? Let’s go Brandon! *claps*

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I mean, come on! Who would vote for these two morons? They’re just a bunch of egomaniacs who care more about themselves than the people they claim to represent. It’s ridiculous how much support they still have. Ugh, I can’t even.

Anyway, let’s all hope that sanity prevails and these two washed-up politicians go back to whatever reality show they were last seen in. In the meantime, we should focus on electing candidates who actually give a damn about the issues that matter to us, like climate change, social justice, and mental health. You know, the important stuff.

So, what do you think? Are you as fed up with these two as I am? Or do you secretly love the chaos they bring? Let’s debate this fucking issue!

*pours another drink*

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